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Mr. Bill is a responsible passenger, who enjoys studying the Passenger Safety Information. However, he felt terribly out of place when he noticed that not one other individual was looking at said document. So Mr. Bill got up and went to the cockpit to see what was going on, and low and behold the pilot was looking at the Passenger Safety Information also. Instead of making Mr. Bill feel like he fit in, he bgan to be a little worried.
Then Mr. Bill heard the pilot mumble under his breath that if God had meant for man to fly he would ahve given him wings. Mr. Bill ran back to his seat and buckled in very tightly and grabbed the stranger sitting next to him with white knuckles and began to whimper. Mr. Bill began to pray out loud in a terrified voice, God please don't let us die.
That is when Mr. Bill's favorite flight attendant Ms. Right came along side of him and rubbed his head and said don't be afraid Mr. Bill. Then Mr. Bill was all cuddles and the fear subsided...for a while anyway.
